Where are all my bad witches in the club drinking a cocktail? I bet they’re drinking a bad witches club cocktail drink.
The Bad Witches Club
We live in a spooky place. No matter where on this planet you are, you will never be 100% safe.
Furthermore, with this thought racing through my head, sometimes I wish I could use magic to protect myself, and my loved ones.
For instance, imagine all the magical potions that would be created by witches. Granted, I would not want to be around a potion made by bad witches, but the thought of this is crazy.
The Club Cocktail Made By Bad Witches
A long time ago, anything out of the ordinary would have given you the title of a witch. In that time period, all witches were looked at as bad.
The punishment of being a witch? You get lit on fire and burned to death. Fortunately, will live in an era where we do not have to worry about that.
With this bad witches club cocktail drink being extraordinary, they would have thought this recipe was a magical potion. Additionally, it does not help that this drink will get you drunk.
For the fear of witchcraft, you and all the drunks will be burned alive.
Halloween Coming Up
There are a few places that this drink pulls inspiration from. For Instance, this is a Halloween drink, so I wanted the drink to be a particular color.
All that was available in my household were mangoes and carrots. This worked out extremely well. The mangoes and carrots gave the drink the color I was shooting for.
Additionally, mangoes and carrots are a surprisingly incredible combination. I am always up for experimenting, but I did not want this drink to be spooky for the wrong reasons.
Needless to say, I created a club cocktail drink that all the bad witches would be proud of.
Halloween Margarita AKA Bad Witches Club Cocktail Drink
Also, this drink was inspired by the tastiness of a margarita. Because of this inspiration, tequila was an ingredient used to make this drink recipe.
Additionally, lime juice was used. This ingredient makes this drink really taste like a margarita.
Furthermore, if you want to get those margarita vibes, simply make this drink on the rocks. At that point, this would be a bad witch’s margarita drink.
What Is A Bad Witch?
A bad witch is not a witch that is not good. Seriously, witches are usually classified as one of the female genders.
These individuals practice and experiment with magic and sorcery. Also, they do business with the devil.
Who Was The First Witch? Who Was The Last Witch?
Disclaimer, in all my years of living, I have not seen anything to confirm that witches exist. The first person people claimed to be a witch was Bridget Bishop.
The last so-called witch was Anna Goldi who was murdered for witchcraft.
What Is A Good Witch Called?
A good witch is called a “not bad” witch. Some people call these witches “cunning folk”.
People believe that these types of witches help people.
How Can You Spot A Witch?
To clarify, if you were to ask me this question 10 years ago, then I would say that the person is green.
This is a woman who wears a black pointy hat. She has a long nose with a bump on it. She rides on a broomstick, and she has a laugh that will send chills up your spine.
In this present time, I would imagine a witch to be a beautiful woman who looks human, just like you and me.
This would make her deadly because you would not even expect her to be a witch. You are just chilling at the bar, sitting next to her while she drinks a bad witches club cocktail drink.
While she is drinking her bad witch’s margarita, you are thinking to yourself that she looks good, but in reality, she is pure evil.
What Is In A Witches Brew?
To clarify, the bad witches club cocktail drink has specific ingredients. On the contrary, a witches brew can have any ingredients you want, as long as the drink has a green color to it.
That green color resembles all the witches out there.
Making The Bad Witches Club Cocktail Drink Recipe
Serving: 3
- Bad Witch Margarita
- 4 oz Frozen Mango
- 4 oz Frozen Carrot
- 2 oz Tequila
- 2 oz Simple Syrup
- 3/4 Tsp Orange bitters
- 1 oz Lime Juice
- 1 Cup Ice
- Equipment
- Blender
- Champagne Saucer OR
- Cosmopolitan Martini Glass
- Paper Straw
Put It Altogether
Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend everything.
Pour the drink into a glass and enjoy.
Drink The Bad Witches Club Cocktail For Halloween
Additionally, this drink is spooky to drink for Halloween.
Furthermore, this drink is good to drink any time of the year.

Bad Witches Club Cocktail Drink
Supplies and Equipment
Ingredients
- 4 Oz Mangoes
- 4 Oz Carrot
- 2 Oz Tequila
- 2 Oz Simple Syrup
- 3/4 Tsp Orange Bitters
- 1 Oz Lime Juice
- 1 Cup Ice
Instructions
Making The Bad Witches Club Cocktail Drink Recipe
- Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend everything.
- Pour the drink into a glass and enjoy.